I dont want none a my peeps caught up in none a beef
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stupid sex life fwd's i get where i TELL THE TRUTH « Thread Started on Dec 11, 2004, 9:44am »
stupid shit that i know if i type about my ilfe ill make it funny the 1st 1 is about ya sex life yeah stupid i know but read it i made it funny as hell
I dont want none a my peeps caught up in none a beef
Joined: Dec 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 179 Karma: 2
sex life dumb fwd « Reply #1 on Dec 11, 2004, 9:47am »
Instructions: Copy and paste your answers honestly and reply to all _including_ the person who sent to you.
You Thought You Knew Your Friends Before...
1) a. Male or Female <looks down> hey i jus noticed i have a penis b. Married or Single my g/f fucked her ex so im dating her best friend now hehe c. Age Range: 20-30, 30-40, 40-50etc 20ish i dont wanna get old 2) Do you prefer to have the bathroom door opened or closed? im the only1 here so its always open
3) Which do you prefer, Long romantic walks on the beach or cuddling on the couch? cuddling on the couch
4) Do you have sex on the 1st date? do one nite stands count?
5) Do you own and/or use a webcam? nope
6) Have you ever had a serious online relationship? uhh no i dont think so
7) Have you ever said "I Love You" to more then one person in a day excluding relatives and friends? no
8) Have you ever cybered and/or phoned more then one person in a day? no
9) a. Do you masturbate? no my g/f does dat fer me lmfao b. Do you masturbate alone or with help (ie: phone, cyber, partner)? read up 10) Do you use toys? no
11) a. Do you watch porn? ummm do strip clubs count as porn? b. Do you use porn as foreplay? no 12) Have you ever had a same sex encounter? hell no my penis goes to females only ickkk this is scarin me dare i do more
13) Would you or have you ever had a 3some? no, I'm not into sharing 14) Where is the oddest/weirdest place you have had sex?
in my buddys school bus on the high way, back seat 15) Have you ever had sex in your parent's bed? my mom an her b/f used to use the car fer a sex bed, so i did too, does dat count?
16) a. How many times a day do you want sex? as many times as i could get it b. How many times a day do you actually have sex? uhhh i think once a month, if im good lol
17) Ever used food during sex? only wit 1 g/f...an umm i think we lost dat zucchini up there sum where dat fucker was big too
18) Have you ever dated outside your sexual requirements? (ie height, muscle tone, hair color, etc.) yes
19) Have you ever had sex with a relative? no incest is NOT best as sum may say ewwwww
20) Do you like to cuddle when falling asleep or to be left alone? does it count when you wanna fall asleep an jus not be wokin up?
OK ladies a couple questions just for you ...Fellas scroll down there are some for you as well....
Ladies Only: 1) Do you use toys during sex, just in masturbation, or both? 2) Do you swallow? OMG aint this a bit personal fer da women out there?
3) Oddest thing you have used for masturbation? 4) Have you ever had sex during your period? 5) Have you ever dated a guy just for his money? Guys Only:
1) Have you ever said "I Love You" just to have sex? nah i have a lil' more class then most guys i know lol no offense rest a da guys dat this is goin too
2) Have you ever dated more then one female in a night?as i said up top, do one nite stands count...
3) Have you ever had sex with a female while she was on her period?yes, ruined my fav white tshirt too, we were 17 in the back of her moms van on the way to fort benning georgia...that van was a rockin her momma grabbed da gun an was a cockin it lmaoooo
4) Have you ever told a girl you were sterile just to sleep with her?no...if she were to find out she'd prolly grab da knife an make me sterile
5) Have you ever dated a woman just for her money? women that live near me with more money then me...im a poor bastard an i cant find a woman wit money by me...u know any gimmie they're number LOL
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